Saturday, January 19, 2013

Alms for the Bummed (Lemon Sugar Cookies)

So, here it is! My first ever blog post (except for the blog I had for an assignment in a Geography class a few years ago and the blog I had in 8th grade so I could post my mediocre poetry and Evanescence lyrics I found applicable to my desperately depressing 13 year old life. I know. I was deep). I've been considering making a baking blog forever now and and after years of reading other people's blogs and thinking "Pssssh! I can do that!", here I am finally doing that! So first up is something simple. Things have been in kind of a weird emotional place at the homestead recently. People have been a little upset. So I blamed it on seasonal affective disorder and gave everyone a 20 mg dose of pure sugary baked sunshine: lemon sugar cookies. I've only ever made two kinds of sugar cookies: my dad's grandmother's recipe (Tasty but I can't shake the feeling that they're only for Christmas... weird) and the good old fashioned Pillsbury roll. Classic but not quite challenging enough and certainly not first blog post worthy. Ergo, lemon sugar cookies. Tasty, classic, and with lemon, lest we get scurvy. I saw them in a Two Peas & Their Pod post (which can be accessed here) a few weeks ago and have been lying in wait until the right circumstances arose in which to make them. But the wait was worth it because they taste like summer. Or Jesus, which is how I explained it to my brother. They taste like Jesus. Who tasted like lemon and sugar. It's in the Da Vinci Code. Go read a book.

Lemon Sugar Cookies
(adapted from Two Peas & Their Pod)

2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda1/2 teaspoon baking powder1/2 teaspoon saltZest of 2 large lemons1 1/2 cups granulated sugar1 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature1 large egg1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice1/2 cup granulated sugar for rolling cookies

First, preheat the oven to 375 and spray the cookie sheet with baking spray.

In a mixer fitted with a paddle attachment (or in a bowl with a big spoon if you're an OG), cream together the butter and the sugar until it's light and fluffy. I will just let that sucker go for days. I read somewhere that at Momofuku Milk Bar, they will seriously let the mixer go for 10 minutes. It makes the butter lighter or something. No joke, it makes the cookies better. I swear. When the butter is super light and fluffy (Or you're done sifting your dry ingredients, which is how I time my creaming process. We'll get there. Stick with me.) pour in your one egg (which you have no doubt cracked into a separate bowl because you have watched Food Network like a good little girl), your vanilla, the lemon zest, and the lemon juice.

Side Note: Can someone get me a microplane? I have a box grater with side with really small holes and that's the extent of my zesting ability. It makes recipes like this kind of the step-by-step process of how to get carpal tunnel. Side note over.

Dry ingredients! Sift (I guess. I never do. Ina Garten said one time that it wasn't super necessary and I took that as license to literally NEVER sift. I'm lazy) the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt into a separate bowl. When the wet ingredients are completely incorporated into the butter and sugar, SLOOOOOWLY pour the dry ingredients into mixer. I emphasize slowly because if you do it fast and the mixer is on a high enough speed, you will look like Al Pacino in the scene in "Scarface" where he buries his face into the giant snow drift of cocaine. There will be flour everywhere. So do it slowly. And don't over mix. Because they will be lemony hockey pucks.

When the dough comes together, take out a tablespoon at a time, whether that is by using an actual tablespoon measure, a handy dandy mini ice cream scoop, or your perfectly capable, God given eyes, and roll the dough into a ball. Roll the ball around in the sugar, and then place the ball on your prepared cookie sheet and pop that sucker in the oven. I only put six on a sheet at a time because I am eternally afraid of the cookies spreading too much and making one giant cookie in the oven. It's happened and while it's delicious, this result is neither visually pleasing nor the desired result. So space the cookies accordingly. Bake at 375 for about 8-10 minutes. I made mine a little bigger so they took a few minutes longer. This recipe makes about three dozen or so depending on how big you make them. 

Put these guys in an airtight container and keep them for about three days. Or three weeks if you're my boyfriend. He keeps the stuff I give him for seriously a month. He's like "Oh hey babe! I'm eating the cupcakes you gave me!" "... You mean the cupcakes I gave you a week and a half ago?" "Yeah! Is that bad?" And it's not! I'm thrilled he's eating them. I love that he loves them. I would just rather for freshness sake that he love them a tad sooner. I feel like two week old cupcakes are not the correct project on which to judge my baking prowess. But I digress. 

These cookies are soft. They are chewy. They are crispy. They are seriously everything. They are an oasis of sunshine-y goodness in an ocean of 45 degree Sacramento suckiness (Cue Tim rolling his eyes. "45?! I'm from Truckee! That's shorts weather!"). So make them today. Or right now! They will make you want to put on shorts and listen to the Beach Boys. Then immediately take the shorts off because it's January and if you go to Target like that, people will look at you funny. Trust me.



PS: My photography will no doubt improve as time goes on. Bear with me :)